YOU SAID:
i be crappin' and be fartin'
INTO JAPANESE
私はクソでオナラしてる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm farting in shit
INTO JAPANESE
クソでおならしてる
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farting in shit
INTO JAPANESE
たわごとでおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
fart with shit
INTO JAPANESE
たわごとでおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
fart with shit
That didn't even make that much sense in English.