YOU SAID:

I bacon my toothbrush with a potato never made sense in the first place

INTO JAPANESE

そもそも意味がわからなかったポテトで歯ブラシをベーコンにした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I baked the toothbrush with potatoes that didn't make sense in the first place.

INTO JAPANESE

そもそも意味のわからないじゃがいもで歯ブラシを焼いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I baked a toothbrush with a potato that didn't make sense in the first place.

INTO JAPANESE

そもそも意味のわからないポテトで歯ブラシを焼いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I baked a toothbrush with potatoes that didn't make sense in the first place.

INTO JAPANESE

そもそも意味のわからないじゃがいもで歯ブラシを焼いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I baked a toothbrush with a potato that didn't make sense in the first place.

INTO JAPANESE

そもそも意味のわからないポテトで歯ブラシを焼いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I baked a toothbrush with potatoes that didn't make sense in the first place.