YOU SAID:
I attack sharks when I smell them bleed; I don't go swimming, water just wants to be around me.
INTO JAPANESE
サメの血の匂いを嗅ぐと、私はサメを攻撃します。私は泳ぎに行きません、水はただ私の周りにいたいだけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I smell shark blood, I attack the shark. I don't go swimming, the water just wants to be around me.
INTO JAPANESE
サメの血の匂いを嗅ぐとサメを攻撃します。私は泳ぎに行きません、ただ水が私の周りにいたいだけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it smells shark blood, it will attack the shark. I don't go swimming, I just want water to be around me.
INTO JAPANESE
サメの血の匂いを嗅ぐとサメを攻撃します。私は泳ぎに行きません、ただ水が私の周りにありたいだけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it smells shark blood, it will attack the shark. I don't go swimming, I just want water to be around me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.