YOU SAID:
i ate your children because you talked to me at 3:05 pm
INTO JAPANESE
午後3時5分にあなたが私と話したからあなたの子供を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You ate your kid because you talked to me at 3: 05 p.m.
INTO JAPANESE
子供を食べたのは午後3時5分に話したからだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my kids because I told them at 3: 05 p.m.
INTO JAPANESE
午後3時5分に子供たちに言ったので、子供たちを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told the children at 3: 05 pm, so I ate them.
INTO JAPANESE
午後3時5分に子供たちに言って食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told the children to eat at 3: 05 pm.
INTO JAPANESE
子供たちには午後3時5分に食べるように言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told the children to eat at 3: 05 pm.
That's deep, man.