YOU SAID:
i ate two jelly filled doughnuts for dinner then crapped myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は夕食のために2つのゼリー入りドーナツを食べてから自分自身をたたきました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate myself after eating two jelly donuts for dinner
INTO JAPANESE
私は夕食に2つのゼリードーナツを食べた後、自分で食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate myself after eating two jelly donuts for dinner
You've done this before, haven't you.