YOU SAID:
I ate three goats and my wife
INTO JAPANESE
私は3匹のヤギと妻を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate 3 goats and wife
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギと妻を3匹食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate three goats and my wife
INTO JAPANESE
私は3匹のヤギと妻を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate 3 goats and wife
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギと妻を3匹食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate three goats and my wife
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