YOU SAID:
I ate the president for second breakfast
INTO JAPANESE
私は大統領を二度目の朝食に食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had the president for the second breakfast
INTO JAPANESE
二度目の朝食は社長がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The second breakfast had a president
INTO JAPANESE
2番目の朝食には大統領がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The second breakfast had a president
That's deep, man.