YOU SAID:
I ate the metal snake that ate My face
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の顔を食べる金属の蛇を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a metal snake eating my face
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の顔を食べる金属の蛇を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a metal snake eating my face
You've done this before, haven't you.