YOU SAID:
I ate the family dog please help me get it out.
INTO JAPANESE
飼い犬を食べてしまいました。取り除くのを手伝ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my dog. Please help me remove it.
INTO JAPANESE
犬を食べてしまいました。削除するのを手伝ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my dog. Please help me remove it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.