YOU SAID:
I ate someone today if i get 2 likes i egt kiitens
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日誰かを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate someone today
INTO JAPANESE
今日誰か食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone ate today
INTO JAPANESE
今日誰かが食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone ate today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.