YOU SAID:
i ate salami with your dog on the porch
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの犬とベランダでサラミを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate salami on the balcony with your dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの犬とバルコニーでサラミを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate salami on the balcony with your dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.