YOU SAID:
i ate nothing but eggs and fake hair.
INTO JAPANESE
卵とつけ毛しか食べなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All I ate was eggs and fake hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私が食べたのは卵とつけ毛だけでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All I ate was eggs and fake hair.
Come on, you can do better than that.