YOU SAID:
I ate my shoe and decided to find a phone to kick
INTO JAPANESE
私は靴を食べ、蹴る電話を見つけることに決めた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I decided to find a phone to eat shoes and kick.
INTO JAPANESE
私は靴を食べ、キックするために電話を見つけることに決めました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I decided to eat my shoes and find a phone to kick.
INTO JAPANESE
私は靴を食べ、蹴る電話を見つけることにしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I decided to eat my shoes and find a phone to kick.
Come on, you can do better than that.