YOU SAID:

i ate my pants with mustard .

INTO JAPANESE

私はマスタードで私のズボンを食べた .

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate my pants with mustard .

INTO JAPANESE

パンツをマスタードで食べました .

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate pants with mustard .

INTO JAPANESE

マスタードでパンツを食べた .

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ate pants with mustard .

INTO JAPANESE

マスタードでパンツを食べた .

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ate pants with mustard .