YOU SAID:
I ate my grandma today, and she was very bitter and bad for the intestines.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、おばあちゃんを食べたし、彼女は非常に苦いと腸に悪い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate grandma today, and she is very bitter and bad for the intestines.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日おばあちゃんを食べました、そして、彼女は腸にとって非常に苦くて悪いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate grandma today, and she is very bitter and bad for the intestines.
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