YOU SAID:
i ate my cat while i shat inside my uncles mouth
INTO JAPANESE
叔父の口の中でしゃべりながら猫を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a cat while talking in my uncle's mouth
INTO JAPANESE
おじさんの口で話しながら猫を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a cat while talking in my uncle's mouth
You've done this before, haven't you.