YOU SAID:
I ate my cat for breakfast and he wasn't happy about it.
INTO JAPANESE
朝食は私の猫を食べて、彼はそれについて幸せではなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat to eat breakfast, on it he was not happy.
INTO JAPANESE
朝食を食べるため私の猫のそれ彼は幸せではなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
For breakfast to eat my cat that he was not happy.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は不幸だった私の猫を食べる朝食。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is a cat I had the misfortune to eat breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は朝食を食べることの不幸を持っていた猫です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is a cat had the misfortune of having to eat breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は、彼の朝食を食べることの不幸を持っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
CAT had the misfortune of having to eat his breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は、彼の朝食を食べることの不幸を持っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
CAT had the misfortune of having to eat his breakfast.
That's deep, man.