YOU SAID:
I ate goldfish recently and I almost crapped my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は最近金魚を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I recently ate goldfish
INTO JAPANESE
金魚を最近食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate goldfish recently
INTO JAPANESE
最近金魚を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate goldfish recently
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