YOU SAID:
I ate four whole children, they were chewy.
INTO JAPANESE
私は4人の子供を食べ、彼らは歯ごたえがありました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate four kids and they were chewy.
INTO JAPANESE
私は4人の子供を食べ、彼らは歯ごたえがありました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate four kids and they were chewy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.