YOU SAID:
i ate eleven pineapples today my good bad friend
INTO JAPANESE
今日はパイナップルを11個食べました、私の良き悪友
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate 11 pineapples today, my bad friend
INTO JAPANESE
今日はパイナップルを 11 個食べました、悪友よ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate 11 pineapples today, my bad friend
That didn't even make that much sense in English.