YOU SAID:
I ate cookies when I was pooping in the woods
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私は森の中でうんちするときクッキーを食べた
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In the Woods I yes immediately when you ate the cookies
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森の中で私はすぐにクッキーを食べたときはい
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When in the Woods I soon ate the cookies Yes
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森の中で私はすぐにはいクッキーを食べたとき
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In the Woods I immediately Yes when I ate cookies
INTO JAPANESE
森の中で私はすぐにクッキーを食べたときはい
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When in the Woods I soon ate the cookies Yes
INTO JAPANESE
森の中で私はすぐにはいクッキーを食べたとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the Woods I immediately Yes when I ate cookies
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