YOU SAID:
i ate all of my friend who loves broom cats hills cactus in summer eternal
INTO JAPANESE
私は夏に永遠にほうき猫の丘サボテンを愛する私の友人のすべてを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate all of my friends who love broom cat hill cactus forever in summer
INTO JAPANESE
ほうき猫の丘サボテンが大好きな友達を夏にずっと食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a friend who loves broom cat hill cactus all summer
INTO JAPANESE
ほうき猫の丘サボテンが大好きな友人を夏の間食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a friend who loves broom cat hill cactus during summer
INTO JAPANESE
夏にほうき猫の丘のサボテンを愛する友人を食べました
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium