YOU SAID:

i ate a whole bag of chips and ive farted 13 times help

INTO JAPANESE

私はチップスの袋を丸ごと食べて、13回おならをしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a whole bag of chips and flatulent 13 times

INTO JAPANESE

ポテトチップスと鼓腸の袋を13回食べました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate potato chips and flatulence bag 13 times

INTO JAPANESE

ポテトチップスと鼓腸袋を13回食べました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate potato chips and flatulence bag 13 times