YOU SAID:
I ate a tv and then died my hair white
INTO JAPANESE
私はテレビを食べたし、白い髪が死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
White hair is dead, and I had a TV
INTO JAPANESE
白い髪は死んでいるとテレビを持っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
White hair is dead and had a television
INTO JAPANESE
白い髪は死んでいるとテレビがあった
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The white hair was dead and there was a TV
INTO JAPANESE
白い髪が死んで、テレビがあった
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White hair died and there was a television
INTO JAPANESE
白髪が死んでテレビがあった
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My gray hair was dead and I had a TV.
INTO JAPANESE
私の白髪は死んでいたし、テレビを持っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My gray hair was dead, I had a TV.
INTO JAPANESE
私の灰色の髪は死んでいた、私はテレビを持っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My gray hair was dead, I had a TV.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.