YOU SAID:

i ate a taquito which swallowed a seal's heart and pummelled it straight into her brown eyes

INTO JAPANESE

アザラシの心を飲み込んで茶色の目にまっすぐに打ち込んだタキートスを食べました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swallowed the seal's heart and ate a taquito that was driven straight into my brown eyes

INTO JAPANESE

アザラシの心を飲み込んで、茶色の目にまっすぐに打ち込まれたタキートスを食べました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swallowed the seal's heart and ate a taquito that was driven straight into my brown eyes