YOU SAID:
I ate a spotted elephant and danced with an exploding turtle and then I blew up my house and played a computer game with my weird friend and drink a headache pill.
INTO JAPANESE
私は斑点を付けられた象を食べ、爆発するカメと踊った後、家を爆破し、奇妙な友人とコンピューターゲームをプレイし、頭痛薬を飲みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a spotted elephant, danced with an exploding turtle, blasted the house, played computer games with strange friends, and took headaches.
INTO JAPANESE
私は斑点を付けられた象を食べ、爆発するカメと踊り、家を爆破し、奇妙な友人とコンピューターゲームをし、頭痛を取りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a spotted elephant, danced with an exploding turtle, blasted the house, played computer games with strange friends, and had a headache.
INTO JAPANESE
私は斑点を付けられた象を食べ、爆発するカメと踊り、家を爆破し、奇妙な友人とコンピューターゲームをし、頭痛がした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a spotted elephant, danced with an exploding turtle, blasted the house, played computer games with strange friends, and had a headache.
Come on, you can do better than that.