YOU SAID:
I ate a sandwich that ate the sandwich that ate the goat who may or may not have eaten the President of the Alaska party of Florida.
INTO JAPANESE
私はフロリダのアラスカ党の大統領を食べたかもしれないし、食べなかったかもしれないヤギを食べたサンドイッチを食べたサンドイッチを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a sandwich that ate a goat that I might or might not have eaten the President of the Alaskan Party in Florida.
INTO JAPANESE
私はフロリダのアラスカ党の大統領を食べたかもしれないし、食べなかったかもしれないヤギを食べたサンドイッチを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a sandwich that ate a goat that I might or might not have eaten the President of the Alaskan Party in Florida.
You should move to Japan!