YOU SAID:
I ate a sandwich in Kai's bed and ate his dog
INTO JAPANESE
カイのベッドでサンドイッチを食べ、彼の犬を食べた
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Sandwich and ate his dog on the bed of the Kai
INTO JAPANESE
サンドイッチし、カイのベッドの上の彼の犬を食べた
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And a sandwich and ate him on the bed of the Kai dog
INTO JAPANESE
サンドイッチと甲斐犬のベッドの上に彼を食べた
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He ate on the sandwich and the Kai dog bed
INTO JAPANESE
彼はサンドイッチと甲斐犬のベッドで食べた
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He has eaten in a sandwich with Kai dog bed
INTO JAPANESE
彼は甲斐犬のベッドでサンドイッチ食べてください。
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He eat sandwiches at the Kai dog bed.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は甲斐犬のベッドでサンドイッチを食べる。
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He eats the sandwich in the Kai dog bed.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は甲斐犬のベッドでサンドイッチを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He eats the sandwich in the Kai dog bed.
You should move to Japan!