YOU SAID:

i ate a potato because i felt like it because my boyfriend broke up with me on a wednesday and i said if i was ever broken up with on a wednesday i would eat a potato so i did.

INTO JAPANESE

私のボーイフレンドが水曜に私と別れたので私はポテトを食べました。私は水曜日に壊れてしまったら、ジャガイモを食べると言っていました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I broke up with myself on Wednesday so I ate potatoes. I was told I would eat potato if it broke on Wednesday.

INTO JAPANESE

私は水曜日に自分自身と別れて、ジャガイモを食べました。私は水曜日に壊れた場合、私はジャガイモを食べると言われました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I broke up with myself on Wednesday and ate potatoes. When I broke on Wednesday, I was told to eat potatoes.

INTO JAPANESE

私は水曜日に自分と別れてジャガイモを食べた。私が水曜日に壊れたとき、私はジャガイモを食べるように言われました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I broke up with myself on Wednesday and ate potatoes. When I broke on Wednesday, I was told to eat potatoes.