YOU SAID:
i ate a kid for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝食、昼食、夕食に子供を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my child for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝食、昼食、夕食に子供を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had my children for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝食、昼食、夕食に私の子供たちを持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had my kids for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝食、昼食、夕食に私の子供を持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had my kids for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
That's deep, man.