YOU SAID:

i ate a house and then peed on the floor

INTO JAPANESE

私は家を食べ、それから床をなでます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat home and then stroke the floor

INTO JAPANESE

家で食べて床を撫でます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat at home and stroke the floor

INTO JAPANESE

家で食べて床を撫でる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat at home and stroke the floor