YOU SAID:
I ate a dog and murdered an elderly woman today
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を食べて、今日の高齢女性を殺害
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat dog and killed elderly women of today
INTO JAPANESE
犬と今日の殺された高齢女性を食べる
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Dogs eat the elderly woman killed today
INTO JAPANESE
犬を食べる今日殺された高齢女性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog eat older woman killed today
INTO JAPANESE
犬を食べる今日殺された年上の女性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog eat older woman killed today
That's deep, man.