YOU SAID:
I ate a charcuterie board the size of the Earth.
INTO JAPANESE
地球ほどの大きさの肉盛りを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a plate of meat the size of the earth.
INTO JAPANESE
地球ほどの大きさの肉を一皿食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a plate of meat the size of the earth.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.