YOU SAID:
I ate a cat and the cat ate me but when I ate the cat the cat ate me insides
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫を食べ、猫は私を食べましたが、私が猫を食べたとき、猫は私の中を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my cat and my cat ate me, but when I ate my cat, my cat ate my insides
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫を食べ、猫は私を食べたが、私が猫を食べたとき、私の猫は私の中身を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my cat and my cat ate me, but when I ate my cat my cat ate my insides
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫を食べ、猫は私を食べたが、私が猫を食べたとき、私の猫は私の中身を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my cat and my cat ate me, but when I ate my cat my cat ate my insides
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