YOU SAID:

I ate a cake once. after the cake I ate a man. The man tasted like pork. I spit him out then did 70 grams of cocaine. Boy oh boy... Holly frigging moley! My nose felt so nice. Then I exploded, and died.

INTO JAPANESE

私は一度ケーキを食べた。ケーキを食べた後、私は男を食べた。その男は豚肉の味がした。コカイン70グラムを吐き出したホリーモーリー！鼻がすごく気持ちいい。それから爆発して死んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a cake once. After eating the cake, I ate the man. The man tasted pork. Holy Molly spit out 70 grams of cocaine! My nose feels so good. Then it exploded and he died.

INTO JAPANESE

私は一度ケーキを食べた。ケーキを食べた後、私はその男を食べた。その男は豚肉を味わった。聖なるモリーはコカインを70グラム吐き出した！鼻がすごく気持ちいい。その後爆発して彼は死んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a cake once. After eating the cake, I ate the man. The man tasted pork. Holy Molly spit out 70 grams of cocaine! My nose feels so good. Then it exploded and he died.