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i ate a cake and threw up on the baby the baby cried so loud i killed it

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私はケーキを食べて赤ちゃんに投げました赤ちゃんはとても大声で泣いたので殺しました

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I ate the cake and threw it at the baby The baby cried so loudly that I killed him

INTO JAPANESE

私はケーキを食べて赤ちゃんに投げました赤ちゃんはとても大声で泣いたので私は彼を殺しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate the cake and threw it at the baby The baby cried so loudly that I killed him