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I ate a bucket of cow turds and then I found my pet dog then sold it to the Chinese but they where all dead because my fat cat ate them all so I ate my dog and made dog soup with a side of cow craps.

INTO JAPANESE

牛の糞のバケツを食べたところ、愛犬を見つけて中国人に売りましたが、太った猫が全部食べてしまったので、犬を食べて、牛のクラップスを添えて犬のスープを作りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I ate a bucket of cow dung, I found my dog and sold it to the Chinese, but since all the fat cats ate it, I ate the dog and made dog soup with cow claps. ..

INTO JAPANESE

牛糞のバケツを食べたとき、犬を見つけて中国人に売ったのですが、太った猫が全部食べたので、犬を食べて牛の拍手で犬のスープを作りました。 ..

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I ate a bucket of cow dung, I found a dog and sold it to the Chinese, but since all the fat cats ate it, I ate the dog and made dog soup with the applause of the cow. ..

INTO JAPANESE

牛糞をバケツで食べたところ、犬を見つけて中国人に売ったのですが、太った猫がみんな食べたので、牛の拍手で犬を食べてスープを作りました。 ..

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I ate cow dung in a bucket, I found a dog and sold it to Chinese people, but all the fat cats ate it, so I ate the dog with the applause of the cow and made soup. ..

INTO JAPANESE

バケツで牛糞を食べたところ、犬を見つけて中国人に売ったのですが、太った猫がみんな食べてしまったので、牛の拍手で食べてスープを作りました。 ..

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I ate cow dung in a bucket, I found a dog and sold it to Chinese people, but all the fat cats ate it, so I ate it with the applause of the cow and made soup. ..

INTO JAPANESE

バケツで牛糞を食べたところ、犬を見つけて中国人に売っていたのですが、太った猫がみんな食べていたので、牛の拍手で食べてスープを作りました。 ..

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I ate cow dung in a bucket, I found a dog and sold it to Chinese people, but all the fat cats were eating it, so I ate it with the applause of the cow and made soup. ..

INTO JAPANESE

バケツで牛糞を食べたところ、犬を見つけて中国人に売っていたのですが、太った猫がみんな食べていたので、牛の拍手で食べてスープを作りました。 ..

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I ate cow dung in a bucket, I found a dog and sold it to Chinese people, but all the fat cats were eating it, so I ate it with the applause of the cow and made soup. ..