YOU SAID:

I ate a bucket of cow turds and then I found my pet dog then sold it to the Chinese but they where all dead because my fat cat ate them all.

INTO JAPANESE

私は牛の糞のバケツを食べました、そしてそれから私は私の愛犬を見つけてそれを中国人に売りました、しかし私の太った猫がそれらをすべて食べたので彼らはすべて死んでいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a bucket of cow dung, and then I found my dog and sold it to the Chinese, but they were all dead because my fat cat ate them all ..

INTO JAPANESE

牛糞のバケツを食べた後、犬を見つけて中国人に売りましたが、太った猫が全部食べてしまったので、みんな死んでしまいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After eating a bucket of cow dung, I found a dog and sold it to the Chinese, but all of them died because all the fat cats had eaten.

INTO JAPANESE

牛糞のバケツを食べた後、犬を見つけて中国人に売りましたが、太った猫が全部食べてしまったので全員が亡くなりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After eating a bucket of cow dung, I found a dog and sold it to the Chinese, but all died because all the fat cats had eaten.

INTO JAPANESE

牛糞のバケツを食べた後、犬を見つけて中国人に売りましたが、太った猫が全部食べてしまったので全員が亡くなりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After eating a bucket of cow dung, I found a dog and sold it to the Chinese, but all died because all the fat cats had eaten.