YOU SAID:
I ate a bucket of cow turds and then I found my pet dog then sold it to the Chinese.
INTO JAPANESE
私は牛の糞のバケツを食べました、そしてそれから私は私の愛犬を見つけてそれを中国人に売りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a bucket of cow dung, and then I found my dog and sold it to the Chinese.
INTO JAPANESE
牛糞のバケツを食べた後、犬を見つけて中国人に売りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After eating a bucket of cow dung, I found a dog and sold it to the Chinese.
INTO JAPANESE
牛糞のバケツを食べた後、私は犬を見つけて中国人に売りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After eating a bucket of cow dung, I found a dog and sold it to the Chinese.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.