YOU SAID:
I ate a backwards cow
INTO JAPANESE
私は後ろ向きに牛を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate the cow backwards
INTO JAPANESE
私は牛を後ろに食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a cow behind
INTO JAPANESE
後ろで牛を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a cow behind
That's deep, man.