YOU SAID:
i ate a baby and fell on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんを食べて床に倒れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my baby and fell to the floor
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんを食べて床に倒れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my baby and fell to the floor
That didn't even make that much sense in English.