YOU SAID:
i assure you the pork chops are not fish
INTO JAPANESE
ポークチョップは魚ではないことを保証します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Guarantee that pork chops are not fish
INTO JAPANESE
ポークチョップは魚ではないことを保証
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Guaranteed pork chops are not fish
INTO JAPANESE
保証されたポークチョップは魚ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Guaranteed pork chops are not fish
That didn't even make that much sense in English.