YOU SAID:
I assaulted a toddler with a trowel.
INTO JAPANESE
こてで幼児を襲った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I attacked a toddler with a trowel.
INTO JAPANESE
こてで幼児を襲った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I attacked a toddler with a trowel.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.