YOU SAID:

I asked God for a new bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way, so I stole my old bike back and asked the black jerkwad who stole it for forgiveness.

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に新しい自転車を求めましたが神がそのように機能しないことを知っていますそれで私は古い自転車を盗んで戻りそれを盗んだ黒人のクソ野郎に許しを求めました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I asked God for a new bike, but I knew God wouldn't work that way, so I stole the old bike back, and I asked the black son of a bitch who stole it for forgiveness.

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に新しい自転車を頼みましたが神がそのように機能しないことを知っていましたそれで古い自転車を盗んだのですそれを盗んだ黒人の息子に許しを求めました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I asked God for a new bike, and I knew God wouldn't work that way, and I stole the old bike, and I asked forgiveness of the black son who stole it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に新しい自転車を求めました神がそのように機能しないことを知っていましたそして私は古い自転車を盗みそれを盗んだ黒人の息子に許しを求めました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I asked God for a new bike, and I knew that God wouldn't work that way, and I stole the old bike, and I asked forgiveness of the black son who stole it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に新しい自転車を求めました神がそのように機能しないことを知っていましたそして私は古い自転車を盗みそれを盗んだ黒人の息子に許しを求めました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I asked God for a new bike, and I knew that God wouldn't work that way, and I stole the old bike, and I asked forgiveness of the black son who stole it.