YOU SAID:
I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの父親の弟の甥のいとこの元ルームメイト。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの父親の弟の甥のいとこの元ルームメイト。
That's deep, man.