YOU SAID:
i am your dad because i killed your mom sucker and banged her dead body
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんの吸盤を殺し、彼女の死体を叩いたので、私はあなたのお父さんです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed your mother's sucker and hit her corpse so I am your father
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんの吸盤を殺して彼女の死体を撃ったので私はあなたのお父さんです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed your mother's sucker and shot her corpse so I am your father
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんの吸盤を殺して彼女の死体を撃ちました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed your mother's sucker and shot her corpse
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんの吸盤を殺して彼女の死体を撃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed your mother's sucker and shot her corpse
That didn't even make that much sense in English.