YOU SAID:
I am your dad and you are my mom
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお父さんだとあなたは私の母です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I you are my mother that it is your father
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたはそれがあなたの父親であることを私の母です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I you are my mother that it is your father
You've done this before, haven't you.