YOU SAID:
I am wearing Sponge Bob underpants right now.
INTO JAPANESE
スポンジボブ パンツを今着ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
SpongeBob SquarePants pants wearing right now.
INTO JAPANESE
スポンジボブは、今着ているパンツします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
SpongeBob is wearing the pants.
INTO JAPANESE
スポンジはパンツをはいています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
SpongeBob is wearing pants.
INTO JAPANESE
スポンジは、ズボンを着ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
SpongeBob is wearing pants.
That's deep, man.