YOU SAID:
I am wearing a hat because my hair is too long and I did not take care of it this morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪は長すぎるために取る気にしないそれの今朝、帽子をかぶっています
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My hair is long so doesn't mind taking it this morning, wearing a hat
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪は長い気にしないそれ今朝、帽子をかぶっているので
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My hair is not very long so it this morning, wearing a hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪は非常に長いではないので、それは今朝、帽子をかぶっています。
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Is not my hair is very long, so it was this morning, wearing a hat is.
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪は非常に長い、帽子をかぶって、今朝だったのでではありません。
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My hair is very long, the hat on, this morning was not.
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪は非常に長いの帽子、今朝はないです。
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My hair is very long CAP, not this morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪は今朝ではなく、とても長いCAPです。
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My hair is not this morning, it is a very long CAP.
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪は今朝ではない、それは非常に長いCAPです。
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