YOU SAID:

I am wanted for 17 warcrimes and stealing a thanksgiving turkey while also comforting a small bear who was being attacked by rabid bees while sucking the thumb of a shark

INTO JAPANESE

私は17の戦争犯罪と感謝祭の七面鳥を盗むと同時に、サメの親指をしゃぶりながら狂犬病の蜂に襲われていた小さなクマを慰めたいと思っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to steal 17 war crimes and Thanksgiving turkeys and at the same time comfort a little bear attacked by a rabies bee while sucking a shark's thumb.

INTO JAPANESE

私は17の戦争犯罪と感謝祭の七面鳥を盗むと同時に、サメの親指をしゃぶりながら狂犬病の蜂に襲われた小さなクマを慰めたいと思っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to steal 17 war crimes and Thanksgiving turkeys and at the same time comfort a little bear attacked by a rabies bee while sucking a shark's thumb.